mostly-funnytwittertweets:

nerdgirlriot:

There’s a house on my way home that has one of those Home Depot 12 ft. skeletons and they haven’t taken it down since Halloween, just dressed it up in holiday-appropriate wear and of course for June it’s all about Pride so please allow your dash to be blessed by 12 ft. Pride Skeleton

crazy-brazilian:

tolerateit:

I’M SO HERE FOR THIS

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

nobody showed up to my public execution :/ what the fuck you guys :/

fine. whatever. well they’re beheading me with a sword and you’re all going to miss it.

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whenthebutterfliesturned:

TAYLOR SWIFT the opening night of “The Eras Tour” at State Farm Stadium on March 17, 2023 in Glendale, Arizona.

shatterdome-underscore:

Cocaine bear is about feminism first and bears doing drugs second